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Stan Helsing (2009) IMDB rating: 0.00 Plot: The monster movie genre gets spoofed with this Stone Village Pictures and Essential Entertainment production written and directed by Bo Zenga, producer of the first film in the SCARY MOVIE… The monster movie genre gets spoofed with this Stone Village Pictures and Essential Entertainment production written and directed by Bo Zenga, producer of the first film in the SCARY MOVIE franchise. The plot revolves around a video-store employee who has to save his town when it becomes plagued by six famous movie monsters on Halloween night.

Actors: Zuckermann Charles,Chanoine Alain,Cotton Ben,Dashwood Nathan,Granger Mike,Gulka Jeff,Holliday Twan,Howey Steve,Johnson Jon,Nielsen Leslie,Nielsen Robin,O’Neill James,Paul Joshua,Rota Aaron,Comedy,Horror,

Stan Helsing OST / Soundtrack / Tracklist?
Hey I just watched Stan Helsing and I wanted to know if anyone knows the tracklist or has a OST form the movie. I would really like to know what song is at the ice cream truck scene where MJ gives rocket suckers with balls too the kids "lol" . Thx

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Where U at – Tek Luciano & M.O.
Long White Cross – Pluto
This is your right – Rie Sinclair
Ice cream man – PMG
Run with me tonight – Davernoise
Buck – Secret Society House
Red Whine – Thunderhheist
Foreign affairs – The saturday knights
Picture you – Miko
Say it again – Scribe Feat. Tyra Ahmmond
I don’t want to go home – Glen Phillips, Nina Lenaghan, Amanda Millard
Crazy – Glen Phillips, Nina Lenaghan, Alex Kira
YMCA – Glen Phillips
Ring of fire – Glen Phillips, Nina Lenaghan, Alex Kira
Touch ya body – Chuck Preston

Late-R | Oct 19, 2009

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When Stan starts smokin, its Pluto.
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Saw II (2005) IMDB rating: 6.80 Plot: When detective Eric Matthews (Donnie Wahlberg) is called to a crime scene of a victim of Jigsaw (Tobin Bell), he finds a lead to the place where he is hidden. Once there, he realizes that Jigsaw trapped his son Daniel Matthews (Erik Knudsen) with three women and four men in a shelter, and they are inhaling a lethal nerve gas. If they do not use an antidote within two hours, they will die. Eric follows with increasing desperation the death of each member of the group in monitors, while trying to convince Jigsaw to release his son.

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Actors: Bell Tobin,Bell Tobin,Wahlberg Donnie,Knudsen Erik,G Franky,Plummer Glenn,Burd Tim,Bent Lyriq,Jenkins Noam,Nappo Tony,Jones Kelly,Crime,Horror,Thriller,

Does Saw III Finish What Happens at the end of Saw II?
I want to know like if Saw III has the cop and girl from saw and does the rest of what happened at the end of Saw II

and what happens to the cop dude

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Rent all of them and watch them.. If you just take one out you get completely lost. They are great horror movies destined to become classics. Don’t let anyone spoil them by telling you about the movies. Go to Blockbuster and rent them all and enjoy..

taken for a ride | Jun 27, 2009

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Well, i dont remember very well about Saw II, but i have to say that teenagers are caught in an old house, where they have to do all the things possible to survive, and even killing between them. In Saw III, Jigsaw is killed by the cop, and his girl too. Amanda was killed, but in the prevous part, the cop can survive and he had to pass all the mortal traps. Well, if i couldnt help you .. sorry excuse me. ahahaah Im learning english and i dont know about it so much.
?? Apolo ?? | Jun 27, 2009

Matrix, The (1999) IMDB rating: 8.60 Plot: In the near future, a computer hacker named Neo (Keanu Reeves) discovers that all life on Earth may be nothing more than an elaborate facade created by a malevolent cyber-intelligence, for the purpose of placating us while our life essence is “farmed” to fuel the Matrix’s campaign of domination in the “real” world. He joins like-minded Rebel warriors Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) and Trinity (Carrie Ann Moss) in their struggle to overthrow the Matrix.

Actors: Reeves Keanu,Fishburne Laurence,Taylor Robert,Weaving Hugo,Pantoliano Joe,Chong Marcus,Goddard Paul,Arahanga Julian,Doran Matt,Parker Anthony Ray,Aston David,Gray Marc,Action,Thriller,Sci-Fi,

matrix math question someone plz help if you truly know!?
1.A computer manufacturing company has two assembly plants, plant A and plant B, and two distribution outlets, outlet I and outlet II. Plant A can assemble at most 700 computers a month, and plant B can assemble at most 900 computers a month. Outlet I must have 500 computers a month, and outlet II must have 1,000 computers a month. Transportation costs for shipping one computer from each plant to each outlet are as
follows: $6 from plant A to outlet I; $5 from plant A to outlet II; $4 from plant B to outlet I;
$8 from plant B to outlet II.

a) Find a shipping schedule that will minimize the total cost of shipping the computers
from the assembly plants to the distribution outlets. What is this minimum cost?
b) Suppose that the number of computers that Outlet I must have is increased to
600 a month. What effect would this fact have on the optimal solution?

Jungle Book, The (1994) IMDB rating: 5.80 Plot: A faithful adaptation of Rudyard Kipling’s classic tale of Mowgoli the jungle boy who is raised by wolves after being lost when a tiger attacked an encampment and killed his father. Years later he finds himself re-united with his childhood love Kitty and back in the “civilization” of Colonial India which he finds far less civilized then his jungle haunts. The search for a lost treasure shows who the truly civilized members of society are.

Actors: Lee Jason Scott,Elwes Cary,Neill Sam,Cleese John,Flemyng Jason,Kalipha Stefan,Donachie Ron,Agarwal Anirudh,Tahir Faran,Naegeli Sean,Family,Adventure,Romance,

Help on writing a book?
I’m fourteen and I really want to write a book.
I love writing. It’s like my passion.
I’ve tried writing a book in 1st and 3rd person.
When I wrote in 1st person, it seemed like every sentence started with "I" and it didn’t seem professional. When I wrote in 3rd person, it was just very obvious that it was wrote by a 14 year old.

I want to write a real book. One that people will take me serious on.
It’s a young adult fiction about vampires.
And I don’t want it to seem like it was written by a 14 year old.

I need tips and guidlines on how to write a good book.
Thanks so much(:

Here’s part of chapter one that I wrote:

"Serena Bell awoke by the sound of her alarm clock going off. She reached over and hit the snooze button down hard, knocking it off of her side table. Serena groanded in annoyance and sat up, wiping her tired eyes. Why can’t school start in the afternoon? she asked herself. After yawning loudly, Serena yanked her comforter off of herself, revealing her bare, dark legs. Even in dead winter, she had a beautiful tan. She smiled to herself until she heard a knock at the door. Her smile quickly faded. Serena’s mom, Sarah Bell, poked her head in the door and smiled.
"Good morning, sweetheart. Time for school," her mother gently spoke, with a smile.
"Morning Mom," Serena replied, getting up from her bed and stretching. Sarah’s smile faded when she saw the low-cut shorts Serena had put on the night before for bed. Serena looked down at her shorts and rolled her eyes.
"They’re just pajamas, Mom,

It’s Alive (2008) IMDB rating: 5.30 Plot: A baby born to a human couple turns out to be a mutant monster with an appetite to kill when scared.

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Actors: Coleman Raphael,Ellis Jack,Murray James,Reece Arkie,Horror,

No matter how nice or sweet I am, I always seem to be on the wrong side of people?
I like to treat other people well, I am honest, kind and care about people. Yet, I seem to be one who is constantly getting treated badly. For instance, I have tried to repair my sister’s and my relationship by inviting her to do stuff socially. She takes me up on my offer, but never calls me or asks me to do anything with her.

Several years ago, I moved from upstate NY to Charlotte, NC, leaving all my friends to be with my family (I am really wondering why I did that!). I go back to CT every once in a while, and have a good visit BUT it feels like I am the only one who makes any effort to stay in contact. I even wrote a great recommendation for one of my friends on Linkenin (at her request) and not even a thank you.

Friends just aren’t emailing me as much, if at all, I feel like I am the one doing all the work in relationships and nobody does anything for me…I’m getting tired of this!

I’m beginning to get sick of doing stuff for people. I may just start being selfish and taking care of myself and who ever likes that great, who ever doesn’t they can just leave.

It just feels like I am the only one trying to keep relationships alive.

Anyone else ever feel like that?

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yes i have a couple of timed ur trying to hard just chill email all your friends sayimg hi or we need to talk and see if they reply and whoever does is ur real friend because no ofense it seems very easy to use uu
Sar | Feb 09, 2010

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"It’s easy to tell when a teenager wants to be loved. Getting the message across is another matter entirely. In addition to the obvious generation gap, many parents and children face a sort of language barrier as well. The 5 Love languages of Teenagers

Eagle Eye (2008) IMDB rating: 6.90 Plot: Jerry and Rachel are two strangers thrown together by a mysterious phone call from a woman they have never met. Threatening their lives and family, she pushes Jerry and Rachel into a series of increasingly dangerous situations, using the technology of everyday life to track and control their every move.

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Actors: Albertson Jeff,Azizi Anthony,Barrons Steve,Bartlett Tommy,Boyce Cameron,Butler G. Larry,Carroll Charles,Chiklis Michael,Costell Josh,Cudworth Dean,Disney Jay,Einsohn Jarod,Embry Ethan,Fazli Fahim,Flores Tony,Drama,Thriller,

Tepper's Top Ten – Arts & Entertainment

1. Movies:

Check the Roxy listings for something playing nearby!

2. TV:

This week’s season premieres:

October 15

30 Rock (NBC), 9:30 PM/ET

October 16

Supernanny (ABC), 8:00 PM/ET

Ugly Betty (ABC), 8:00 PM/ET

October 18

Storm Chasers (Discovery), 10:00 PM/ET

3. Music:

Download this – Britney Spears released her new single, “3,” on September 29.

The song will be featured on her greatest-hits album, The Singles Collection, due out on November 24, 2009.

She’s releasing the collection to celebrate her 10 years in the business since the release of her very first single, “… Baby One More Time.”

Britney Spears has become the first artist in over three years to debut at No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100, to be released tomorrow (Oct. 15), as “3″ opens at the pinnacle of the chart.

4. Books:

Check out the “New Moon” movie companion by Mark Cotta Vaz.

From Amazon.com: “Explore the making of the film New Moon in this ultimate visual companion, lavishly illustrated with full-color photos of the cast, locations, and sets.

This beautiful paperback edition celebrates the onscreen creation of Stephenie Meyer’s fascinating world, brought to life by Academy Award-nominated director Chris Weitz.

With never-before-seen images, exclusive interviews and personal stories, renowned author Mark Cotta Vaz takes you behind the scenes with cast and crew, uncovering intimate details of the filmmaking process.

Also check out the re-release of the original book, with Taylor Lautner (Jacob) and (Kristin Stewart) Bella gracing the new cover!

5. Food:

Lately, there are more options for meatless lifestyles than ever. There ars more menu options and more restaurants specializing in vegetarian cuisine overall. Even carnivores who crave variety are enjoying a chance to choose lighter and healthier fare.

If you have you ever been curious about what it really means to be a vegetarian, or what makes the distinction between a vegetarian and vegan lifestyle, look no further. Now when someone mentions they are a vegan at lunch, you can do more than politely smile and nod.

Vegetarian: A blanket term used to describe a person who does not consume meat, poultry, fish, or seafood. This grouping includes vegans and the various sub-categories of vegetarian; however, it generally implies someone who has less dietary restrictions than a vegan.

Semi-vegetarian: Usually describes someone who consumes dairy products, eggs, chicken, and fish, but does not consume other animal flesh.

Ovo-lacto-vegetarian: Vegetarians who do not consume meat, poultry, fish, and seafood, but do consume eggs and milk. This accounts for the largest group of vegetarians.

Ovo-vegetarian: Describes someone who would be a vegan if they did not consume eggs.

Lacto-vegetarian: Describes someone who would be a vegan if they did not consume milk.

Vegan: The strictest sub-category of vegetarians. Vegans do not consume any animal products or by-products. Some go as far as not even consuming honey and yeast. Others do not wear any clothing made from animal products.

6. Quote:

“The other night I ordered take-out and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There’s nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner.”

7. Travel:

LHU students are always taking amazing trips to foreign countries through our study abroad program. Read about them in our section, and also be sure to go down to the study abroad office for information if you are interested in doing this yourself!

8. DIY:

Have you started thinking about your Halloween costume yet? If not, you should probably start brainstorming soon! There are a ton of easy ways to create a fun costume without spending too much money, so get online and start looking for ideas! Halloween is only a little over 2 weeks away!

9. Internet:

If you haven’t heard, Pandora is quickly growing into a widespread music addiction. About it: “In January of 2000, a group of musicians and music-loving technologists came together with the idea of creating the most comprehensive analysis of music ever. Together we set out to capture the essence of music at the most fundamental level. We ended up assembling literally hundreds of musical attributes or “genes” into a very large Music Genome.” Read more at http://www.pandora.com

10. Free Time:

As the weather gets chillier, it’s the perfect time to take your friends and spend the weekend doing fun fall things! Get lost in a corn maze or take a haunted hayride, then pick your own pumpkins at a local patch so you can attempt to make your very own jack-o-lanterns! Or check out Spook Haven, the local haunted house. Learn more at http://www.spookhaven.com.

Once Upon a Time in China II (1992) IMDB rating: 7.40 Plot: In this sequel, martial arts expert Wong Fei-Hung faces Kung, a mercenary rival with skills to equal his own. In addition, Canton is convulsed by a struggle between the local representatives of the Chinese government and Europeans who want to control China, and Wong ends up in the middle of this fight. He is again assisted by young Chung, and again must protect Aunt Yee, his young, Westernized aunt-by-adoption with whom Wong has fallen in love. He also ends up with school-full of small children to protect!

Actors: Li Jet,Chiang David,Fonoroff Paul,Ho Ka-Kui,Mok Siu Chung,Xiong Xin Xin,Yen Donnie,Yen Shi-Kwan,Action,Romance,

101 Chuck Norris Facts?
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris doesn?t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds ’till." After you ask, "Two seconds ’til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris doesn’t churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That’s no glitch."
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren’t the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle — you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother?s womb.
If you say Chuck Norris’ name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck’s gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn?t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris can’t finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris’s urine was the main ingredient for balco’s designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
Chuck Norris? house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won’t be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? …All of it.
Chuck Norris doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald’s in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It’s called Chuck-Will-Kill.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuck Norris doesn?t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
When you’re Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
In the beginning there was nothing…then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his *** kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
Chuck Norris doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn’t walk around people. He walks through them
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother?s womb.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Give a star if you like these facts. If you don’t you will get a round house kick to the head by Chuck.
dark knight: I know Chuck Norris can give 102 fact, but he round house kicked me so hard I forgot the last one.

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"the best part of waking up isn’t Folgers in your cup!
the best part of waking up is know that you weren’t killed by Chuck Norris in your sleep"

hahaha I LOVE THIS ONE!
i almost peed a little, and my sides hurt.
but u get a million stars

and stop catching and strangling my Smurfs

Child’s Play (1988) IMDB rating: 6.20 Plot: Young Andy Barclay sees a commercial for a ‘Good Guy’ doll on TV, and asks his mother for one for his birthday. At work, Andy’s mom and her friend discover a peddler selling one for a low price, and she buys it. What she doesn’t know is that the particular doll contains the spirit of Charles Lee Ray, aka ‘The Lakeshore Strangler’, who died at the hands of police the night before and had transferred his spirit to the doll by voodoo. That night, Andy’s babysitter is pushed from their 5th-floor window to her death, and only young Andy knows that ‘Chucky’ – the doll – is responsible for that a death and a series of murders that follow. Worse than that, the soul of Charles Lee Ray is trying to get out of the doll’s body – and take over Andy’s…

Actors: Sarandon Chris,Vincent Alex,Dourif Brad,Dourif Brad,Swerdlow Tommy,Colvin Jack,Giuntoli Neil,Ramirez Juan,Wilder Alan,Baird Richard,Oliver Raymond,Osborne Aaron,Hard Tyler,Drama,Horror,Mystery,Thriller,

My daughter's boyfriend has been kicked out of his home by his abusive father. We don't want to assume legal?
guardianship, but want to help him get on his feet financially. Obviously, he has no rights to sign a lease, get a loan or anything else as a minor. Under Utah law, what is this child entitled to? How can we best help him without assuming legal guardianship?

He is an amazing kid. He is almost an eagle scout, has a steady job, is active in his church youth group, plays four musical instruments and treats my daughter wonderfully. He has been living with us for four days with his parents knowledge. We simply need to know where to look to get him the additional help he needs. He would like to get his own apartment and stand on his own two feet, but, like I said, he is a minor with no rights

To become emancipated in the state of Utah, he would have to have a full-time job and wouldn’t be able to finish high school — not a good option

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you need to talk to your local child services
Chrys | Feb 08, 2010

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How old is he?
Mollasourus Rex | Feb 08, 2010

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I’m sorry that I can be of no help to you but I can sure as hell say that you are doing the right thing.
Mr. Tights | Feb 08, 2010

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talk to an attorney. seems like an attorney should be able to answer all your questions, it should be free just to ask some questions. and a judge cant possibly expect a minor to have a full time job and be able to go to school and graduate. i think there should be an exception.
Marissa B | Feb 08, 2010

Good Year, A (2006) IMDB rating: 6.70 Plot: After years of no contact with his Uncle Henry, London banker and bond trader Max Skinner learns that Henry has died intestate, so Max inherits a chateau and vineyard in Provence. Max spent part of his childhood there, learning maxims and how to win and lose, and honing his killer instinct (at chess, which serves him well in finance). Max goes to France intent on selling the property. He spends a few days there, getting the property ready to show. Memories, a beautiful woman, and a young American who says she’s Henry’s illegitimate daughter interrupt his plans. Did Max the boy know things that Max the man has forgotten?

Good Year, A

Actors: Highmore Freddie,Finney Albert,Crowe Russell,Spall Rafe,Coyle Richard,Righton Ben,Kennedy Patrick,Daniel Mays,Hudson Stephen,Hollander Tom,Briand Lionel,Comedy,Drama,Romance,

Dramatic events that could happen to Caitlin Sullivan? Any ideas?
Caitlin-She is thirteen years old, has long blonde hair that tumbles down her back, glittering emerald eyes and a bright, cheeky smile. She wears skinny jeans of varying colours and bright coloured hoodies. The only make-up she wears is dark eyeliner. She hangs around mainly with a group of boys, joking around and causing mischief. She is very comedic, caring, stubborn, rebellious and arguementative. She is feisty. Very musical; listens to bands like Fall Out Boy but loves pop music, too.

Her mother, Sherry, has three close friends-Donna, Carson and Mitch-that they live with and that her mother tours with as an Abba tribute band.

I was thinking that maybe Caitlin’s biological father turns up one day and tries to worm his way back into her and her mother’s lives; causing competition with Carson who has feelings for Caitlin’s mother.

Thoughts on my current ides?
Suggestions?

Lazarus Child, The (2004) IMDB rating: 4.90 Plot: A road accident leaves seven-year-old Frankie Heywood gravely injured and deeply comatose, when she is hit by a bus, and her twelve-year-old brother Ben severely depressed and traumatised after he witnessed the event. Their parents, Jack and Alison, have to put aside their fights over their unstable marriage to focus on their damaged children. But as life looks as if it will never improve for the Heywoods, Jack and Alison hear of a controversial medical therapy that could cajole Frankie from her coma. The treatment involves communicating with the comatose patient to coax them back to consciousness and Ben is the key to unlocking Frankie from her sleep. But will the Heywoods risk their son to save their daughter…?

Actors: Garcia Andy,Eden Harry,Shyer Christopher,Christopher Julian,Woolvett Jaimz,Louis Justin,McHattie Stephen,Joy Robert,Gecks Nicholas,O’Driscoll Ciaran,Drama,

What is the movie Lazarus Child rated?
I was just wondering what is the movie Lazarus Child rated

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I tried my best to find it but no luck, I found a website but it only say NA,
Sorry I couldnt be of more help.
Katie | Nov 18, 2009